underage witticism
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When I grow up I want to be a cat so I can climb very, very high on a tree and eat a rat. That might be yummy! (Janine, age 2)
When I grow up I want to drive your car, mommy and you sit at the back, ok? (Janine, age 2)
We voted who likes green eggs and bacon and I did not vote because I never tried it. (Eon, age 5)
Me: Janine, no burping on the table
Janine: Should I burp under the table?
When I grow up I want to be a dog so I can bite you! (Janine, 3)
If I don’t eat, I’m going to die (Janine, 3)
I’ll give you such a pants!! (Eon, 5)
Janine, 4: When I’m 45. I’m still going to like Barney and kids’ movies.
Eon, 7: I don’t think so but you’ll stil like Iron Man!
I once said that I’ll marry my bed because it’s so soft. (Janine, 4)
If I get lost, I’d go on the ground and follow the smell then I’ll find Julie (our au pair). That’s what Scooby will do.” (Janine, 4)
